Author: John Pawson

Gaming

Killzone 3 – a review

June 13, 2012

Ok, so this review isn’t exactly groundbreaking in its timeliness. The game has been out FOREVER to the point that the multiplayer portion is now entirely free to download and play on the PS3.

But, i finished it, finally. After getting through a couple of other games from start to finish (reviews coming soon) I got round to ***SPOILER ALERT*** getting off of that damned planet, Helgha and sending them their nuclear present.

The story itself, I thought, was pretty cool… from what I can make out. As a recent PS3 convert, I have played neither Killzone 1 or 2, so I was fairly lost to begin with. There wasn’t much in the way of a recap and I kept feeling throughout the game that I was missing some of the jokes/inside references because of my Killzone virginity.

Controls took a little getting used to – as a COD player, the slight rearranging of buttons ended up with me throwing grenades when I was trying to stealth someone with a melee kill, and vice versa, which was frustrating for a while, but the fingers soon got the hang of the layout.

As blast em ups go, it was a fun game, with some great action sequences and some lovely cinematic cutscenes. To me, an Xbox-er until recently, it seems like a good mix of Gears of War, Halo and a bit of COD for good measure (given that your headshot-ing humans rather than aliens).

However, I feel the game was Severely (and I mean Severely with that capital S) let down by its hasty and somewhat disjointed feeling ending. No big boss fight, nothing quite as interesting, just shooting incoming missiles out the sky, pressing a button that ends ALL life on the planet in one go and then watching the characters you’ve been following throughout the whole game pretty much shrug and go “What are we gonna do now then.” A real shame. I’ve been disappointed a lot lately by games endings (see other reviews coming soon as well!) but this one really took the cake. It was like a middle finger up at the player – it didn’t leave you thinking “Wow, I wonder what they’ll do – I must wait for the next game so I can find out” it left you thinking “Wow, did the studio making this run out of money or something before they could write/design/create the ending!” and also “Wow, I’m never wasting all that time on a game from this franchise again!”

Would’ve been a happy 7.5 out of 10 for Killzone 3, but its now a disappointed and frustrated 6 out of 10.

Teachers note would read: could try harder.

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My silence is broken

January 21, 2011

Well its been a while since my last post… a long while…. but not without good reason. I am delighted to say that I’ve been particularly busy in my personal life, specifically getting ready to become a father for the first time!

Understandably (I would argue) my online presence has suffered a little. However, I now have a date to shoot for to finish the first draft of my novel. I don’t imagine that I’ll have much free time after the arrival of little ‘un, so I’m going to attempt to get the first draft finished within the next 6 months – a difficult feat I should imagine with all the other things whizzing through my head at the moment.

I’ll be posting updates on progress as and when I can. As of this moment, I am almost at the 25,000 word mark, but I barely feel I’ve scratched the stories surface. Watch this space…

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Travelersible… coming soon to a monitor near you

July 5, 2010

 

Travelersible, my new retrospective travel blog will be coming very soon.

The blog will look at my adventures travelling round the world on my trip from 2007-2008… in reverse. You will be able to follow my trip backwards from arriving safely home in 2008 to the day of departure in 2007, with entries from my journals from end to start, to see how the trip changed me.

Watch this space for more info…

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Money: the root of all evil?

July 2, 2010

 

Well after undertaking the online video course at the Derby University Creative Exchange and uploading my interview with PLNG creator Sonia Thompson, I decided to dig out an old video from Uni concerning University fees and student debt and get it up on the web. It’s looooooong, was a bit of a rush job (I believe we found out during the lecture that we would be recording that day) and my interview skills aren’t quite BBC standard, but it is mine none-the-less!

Enjoy and let me know what you think!

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggNCKM_qu_U]

 

Gaming

PLNG – Interview with creator Sonia Thompson

July 1, 2010

 

I recently visited the Creative Exchange at Derby University for a course on Online Video… while I had had some experience in front and behind a camera, its always nice to brush up. The following video was done in one take, so hats off to Sonia for remaining cool… Excuse the sound quality, University corridors can be noisy, echoy places!

Sonia Thompson is promoting her new game PLNG (pronounced Pling) – a board game she’s designed based on social issues (across a Personal, Local, National and Global level (PLNG!)) for young people.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYNh-J0ro8U]

Find out more about the work Sonia does by visiting www.transformconsulting.co.uk

 

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Quarter of a century… all down hill from here apparently. At least I made the most of it.

June 30, 2010

 

Well I officially passed the mid twenties mark this weekend, having reached the ripe old age of 25. I feel more mature already.

I celebrated with my wife, my dad and his wife. We had a lovely day in the sun with a couple of drinks at the Marriot in Breadsall and The Abbey in Darley Abbey – great place for a sunny afternoon drink.

We then visited Darley’s restaurant, and I have to say had probably one of the greatest meals of my life.

The pricing does reflect the quality of the place, but while many restaurants producing this type of high class food might get above themselves (with snooty waiters snorting in discontent at you – a lowly imbecile that doesn’t know what a talagio bon-bon is), Darley’s manage to keep their feet firmly on the ground… which is handy for reaching the hob I imagine.

A leisurely three courses with wine, coffee and petit-fours was a wonderful way to wave goodbye to 24.

Check them out here: www.darleys.com

 

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A near miss

June 21, 2010

 

Well, I’ve not posted for a while… primarily because I’ve not had the time. This is not because I’ve been more busy than usual, oh no. Its because its been taking me longer to write, use a mouse and, well, just about everything else after my fall from my bike.

Cycling to work one Friday (week before last) I was minding my own business, using the road as a sensible cyclist does when a cycle path is not available. Out of a sidestreet, screaming like a banshee from the depths of hell came a car, a car seemingly without brakes, being driven by a blind man with a lead foot. I acted quickly, having 3 choices:

  1. Get hit by a car…. probably not a valid choice, I’ve seen those adverts with the little twisted up girl going all backwards
  2. Cycle into oncoming traffic… see option one, but probably with more cracking bones
  3. Fall off

With options 1 and 2 thoroughly out of the question, option three rang through my head like the correct answer on an 80’s gameshow “DINGDINGDING! We have a winner!!!”

So I fell. As graceful as an aircraft coming in to land too quickly and too low and smashing up its undercarriage, I landed on my right hand and arm… tarmac running across my fingers at around 15 miles per hour. Quickly, parts of my hand felt rather cold, since they were no longer wearing any nice warm flesh. Yummy.

Looking up, I caught sight of the car. At least they’d stopped to see I was ok… wait, hold on, they’re off again… lovely. They’d stopped long enough to check I wasn’t dead, but had seen enough and made a hasty exit. To add insult to injury (literally in this case) they’d given me as much respect as a dog they’d just run over. I imagine their conversation would have been something like:

Driver: “He’s got up! Phew, he’ll be ok!” (starts to put car in gear)
Passenger: (imagine a procoscious child): “But I heard that dogs do that while they’re in shock and drag themselves off somewhere quiet and die later”
Driver: “SHUT UP, HE’S FINE” (wheels spin, car speeds away)

Anyway, my hand is ok now – thankfully no bones broken, so its back to the keyboard. Now that I have use of it again I will be sure to put it to good use if I ever see that car again, particularly the middle finger.

I always try to look at the positive side of things… in this case, I got a chance to relive part of my youth – what falling off your bike feels like. In my opinion, it doesn’t really change that much however old you get- you just get angry at other people rather than yourself for acting like idiots.

 

Tech

10 reasons why netbooks are better than the iPad

June 9, 2010

 

Well its taken a while for this expert opinion to mirror what I’ve been feeling since I saw the iPad… I’m sure at some point it will take off in a big way and Apple-ites will rejoice, throwing it back in my face that I ever doubted the might of iPad. However, as of now, with the functionality that current netbooks and this first incarnation of the iPad provide, I agree with this article

 

Film/Television

At the movies…

June 2, 2010

I went to the cinema this weekend… I won’t say what I saw, but sufficed to say I went with my wife, it was not a film that I would usually go and see, and I found it to be a tad boring for me. That is all I’ll say about that… what I can say was that it wasn’t made any better by a row of girls sat directly behind us talking, squealing and laughing far too much and far too often for the films’ content.

This article describes perfectly how I felt… good God, I wish my stiff upper lip had quavered for a moment for me to react like this guy!

http://theoatmeal.com/story/water_buffalo